Aliens over Seattle

I’m proud to say that, like Former Arizona Gov. Fife Symington, I’ve observed a UFO. Unlike Symington, though, I didn’t recognize the alien encounter for what it was at the time that it occurred. Heck, I didn’t know anything at all had happened.

You see, a few months ago I was snapping some photos while on a Argosy dinner cruise in Puget Sound, entertaining my folks. Last night, I was checking out the photos in Adobe Lightroom, which I’ve recently been reviewing. I noticed something odd about this photo of the Space Needle. It’s way too small for you to see in this tiny reproduction, so you’ll have to take my word for the shock and awe I experienced.

What, you ask, did I see? What looked liike a few stray pixels in the sky. I zoomed in, and saw that, at full size, the anomaly looked more like this:

My word! That’s not a bird, nor a plane, nor Dr Stephen Hawking doing zero-G maneuvers. Nope, there’s only one possible explanation: aliens. For more evidence, I zoomed in to 100%, and ran a little Unsharp Mask action on the scene to accentuate the edges. I got this:

Actually, I don’t know what the heck it is. It doesn’t look a whole lot like an airplane or a helicopter to me. And that would have to be one gigantanourmous bird. So until someone has a better idea, I’ll just assume it’s a visitor from Gliese 581C. I, for one, welcome our new pixelated overlords. 

6 Responses to “Aliens over Seattle”

  1. jay Says:

    nice shot. I saw something that had some more information about that sighting http://qkurl.com/a

    :)

  2. Dave Says:

    Sure, have your fun. But this is alarming becuase it proves alien spacecraft can now look like seagulls.

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